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When the blind lead the blind……………………….. get out of the way.

A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.  Keep in mind that these are first graders their insight may surprise you.  The last one is classic!

1. Don’t change horses...................until they stop running.

2. Strike while the .................................................bug is close.

3. It’s always darkest before................ Daylight Saving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of ...................... termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but ............................. how?

6. Don’t bite the hand that .................................... looks dirty.

*giggling wildly*

Rather than spam ya’ll with the funnies that hit my inbox I will start posting them here.  Enjoy, or by all means move along if desired.

Via Lee

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes....... READ OUT LOUD.

1) That is not right......................... Sum-Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai-Ding

3) See me ASAP............................... Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man................................ Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse............................... Tai-Ni Po-Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?.................. Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table.............. Ai Bang Mai Fa-Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift.............. Chin Tu Fat

9) It is very dark in here................... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet............. Wai Yu Mun-Ching

11) This is a tow away zone.................. No Pah-King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week… Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight..................... Lei-Ying Lo

14) He is cleaning his automobile............ Wa-Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive............. Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great................................... Fa-Kin Su-Pah

And then a wonderful warning system for the men in our lives. 

Via Mindy